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"Arrr, matey! What say ye about them Canadian waters bein' spiced with fluoride, eh? Aye, curious minds want to know!"

2024-11-18

Arrr matey, while the treasure of fluoridated waters be known to bolster the health o' the crew, a mere third o' the fine folk o' Canada be drinkin' it! A real scallywag of a situation, if ye ask me! Yarrr! 🏴‍☠️💧

"Arrr, matey! What say ye about them Canadian waters bein' spiced with fluoride, eh? Aye, curious minds want to know!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treasure that be community water fluoridation! Aye, it be well-documented that this magical elixir be keepin' the scurvy teeth of the landlubbers at bay and givin' their smiles the shine of a doubloon!

But lo and behold! Despite its bounteous benefits, a mere third of the fine folk in Canada be takin' advantage of this wondrous potion! Aye, it be true! What kind of foul sorcery keeps the rest of 'em from quenchin' their thirst with such a mighty brew? It’s as if they be sailin’ the high seas without a proper compass, blind to the joys of cavity-free conquests!

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