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Arrr! Shed yer blubber with them magic potions, and ye won't be battlin' the gout like a scallywag!

2024-10-07

Avast, me hearties! Shedin’ them pounds with orlistat in a year can keep the gouty fiends at bay for those with a belly as big as a ship’s hull! So hoist the sails and lose that ballast, lest ye be cursed with the dreaded gouty grumbles! Arrr!

Arrr! Shed yer blubber with them magic potions, and ye won't be battlin' the gout like a scallywag!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a magical potion called Orlistat, a wondrous remedy fer those hearty souls who be carryin' a bit too much ballast in their hulls! Aye, if ye be losin' weight within a year of takin' this elixir, ye might just escape the clutches of the dreaded gout—a scourge that be attackin' the joints like a kraken on a ship!

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