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Arrr, how often be young scallywags misjudged in the ship’s sick bay, eh? A right jest, that!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! In the realm of Northern California's healers, a mere third of wee scallywags in need be sorted right at the emergency docks! Blimey, what a jolly mess! Even the parrots be scratchin’ their heads, savvy? <i>MDedge News</i> be confirm'in this tale!

Arrr, how often be young scallywags misjudged in the ship’s sick bay, eh? A right jest, that!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous waters o' pediatric triage in the grand ol' emergency departments of Northern California, savvy? It be a sorry tale, indeed! A mere one third of the wee scallywags, the young ones in need o' care, were rightly judged and sorted like fine rum barrels at a dockside tavern.

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