"Avast! A bit o' swabbin' the deck be the cure fer the blues after bringin' forth a wee scallywag!"
2024-11-07
Arrr, me hearties! Lend yer ears! After a wee one’s birth, a bit o’ swabbin’ the deck with exercise be known to shoo away the dark clouds o’ despair by 45%! So hoist the sails and keep yer spirits high! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most curious, 'bout the power of movin' yer limbs after bringin' forth a wee scallywag! Aye, it be said that when the fair maidens take to the deck and exercise in the days after deliverin' their precious cargo, the chances of bein' swallowed by the dark waves of despair be slashed by a hearty 45%! Arrr!