The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Tame yer bum's fury: Know when to strike and how to patch yer rear sails!"

2024-11-13

Arrr! At a jolly gathering in the fair land of France, them colorectal swashbucklers be weighin' the potions and remedies fer the cursed hemorrhoids! Aye, ‘tis a right pain in the backside, fer sure! Avast, mateys, let’s not make a spectacle of it!

"Arrr, matey! Tame yer bum's fury: Know when to strike and how to patch yer rear sails!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from yon shores of France, where a band o’ colorectal surgeons set sail on a quest to conquer the treacherous waters of hemorrhoids! Aye, ye heard me right—hemorrhoids, those dastardly pests that plague poor sailors and landlubbers alike!

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