The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Scurvy sugar woes be makin' yer gums more likely to join the crew of periodontitis!"

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! When the pesky neuropathy be makin' pals with retinopathy, ye be findin' yer gums in a right pickle! Add in a dash o' dyslipidemia, and ye've got yerself a storm o' toothy troubles! Avast, watch yer gums, lest they walk the plank!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the dark waters of medical lore! It be known that when neuropathy and retinopathy be sailing the treacherous seas together, they be makin’ the risk of moderate to severe periodontitis rise higher than a crow's nest! Aye, ye heard me right! These scurvy ailments be workin' hand in hand like a pair of buccaneers, plunderin’ yer gums and makin’ ‘em tremble like a ship in a storm!

But wait, ye salty sea dogs! There be more! Enter the villainous dyslipidemia, the rogue that joins forces with our two troublesome mates, addin’ to the chaos like a cannonball in a treasure chest! Together, they be creatin’ a tempest of troubles for yer pearly whites, makin’ ‘em as weak as a three-legged parrot! So if ye feel a twinge in yer mouth or a twitch in yer vision, ye best be settin’ sail for a healer before ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of oral disaster!

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