Aye, matey! Old sea dogs get but a pittance o’ belly fixin’, savvy? Yarrr, it be a cruel tide!
2024-09-11
Arrr matey! A crew of learned scallywags be sayin’ that the magic of bariatric surgery in fightin’ obesity's foul curses may not work as well on the old sea dogs. Young buckos see the treasure, but the aged be left with naught but a parrot’s squawk! 🏴☠️
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious findings of a seafaring study on the matter of bariatric surgery, aye! 'Twas found that the good fortune of shedding pounds and banishing obesity-related beasts, like cancer and the dreaded heart troubles, be not as bountiful fer the elder crew as it be fer the sprightly young swabs. Aye, the scallywags of research be proclaiming this from their ship of knowledge!
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