The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A new fungal curse be a-sailin' among the hearty lads o' the same ship! Avast, me hearties!"

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! MMWR be spillin' the beans on four scallywags sportin' a rash on their mugs, backsides, and other treasure spots! Aye, even the finest pirates ain't safe from such a jolly ol' itch! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be keepin' us in the know, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I've a tale to spin from the treacherous seas of medicine! The MMWR, a fine scroll of knowledge, hath reported on four hearty souls who found themselves in a bit of a pickle – a rash, ye see, on the most peculiar of places! Aye, some be sportin' rashes on their faces, while others flaunt 'em on their buttocks and even their... well, ye know where!

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