"Arrr, be there a wee rise in breast scurvy with that Levonorgestrel contraption, matey?"
2024-10-24
Avast ye! Danish buccaneers o’ science be sayin' that them Levonorgestrel contraptions, just like other pesky potions, might be stirrin' up trouble for yer bosoms and makin' 'em more prone to cancer. So beware, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of science! Yonder Danish researchers, sharp as a cutlass and keen as a hawk, hath uncovered a curious tidbit 'bout them Levonorgestrel-releasing intrauterine contraptions. Aye, these hormonal charms be known to sail the treacherous waters of breast cancer risk, makin' ’em a bit like a cursed treasure, savvy?