The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Europe be sayin' "No, matey!" to Cinainu's baldness and Kizfizo’s sneaky sickness, savvy?

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the European Medicines Agency be givin' the ol' heave-ho to an herbal cure for that pesky head baldness and a mixed potion for wee ones with a wicked ailment! A fine day for the shipwrecked remedies, I say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the European Medicines Agency, a fine crew of landlubbers who be makin' decisions 'bout potions and cures! They be sendin' a hearty 'nay!' to a concoction meant to battle the treacherous foe known as alopecia areata, a condition that makes ye noggin as bare as a ship's deck after a mighty storm!

But that ain't all, me hearties! They also cast a dark shadow over a hybrid brew meant to tackle the fearsome scourge of neuroblastoma in wee scallywags, them poor little landlocked young’uns. The Agency be thinkin' these remedies ain't fit for the high seas of medicine, leavin' many a pirate scratchin’ their heads and wonderin' what on the seven seas could possibly work!

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