"Arrr! Best be treatin' them fibroids with potions, not scuttlin' yer ship with a hysterectomy, matey!"
2024-11-11
Arrr, ye be wantin’ them meddlin’ procedures to be as gentle as a sea breeze, savin’ the fair lady’s treasure chest! Keep the cuttin’ to a minimum, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Avast! - so saith the wise scribes of Medscape!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a fine practice in the treacherous waters o' medicine! Aye, they be callin' it "interventional procedures," but fret not, fer these be the kind that don’t be makin' a hullabaloo outta yer lady parts! Nay, they be seekin' to keep the mighty uterus intact, like a ship’s hull withstandin' the fiercest storms!