Arrr, how be them doc-tor lawmakers faring in the grand ol’ election seas, eh? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ curiosity!
2024-11-07
Arrr matey! After the Tuesday squabble o’ votes, 15 healers be settin’ sail fer Congress, with three more swabbin' the decks, awaitin' their fate like scallywags in a game o’ chance! Avast, let’s see who be claim’n the booty! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' news from the landlubbers in the realm of politics! After the grand spectacle of Tuesday’s election, a fine crew of 15 healers, or as ye call 'em, physicians, be settin' sail for the hallowed halls of Congress! Aye, it be a sight to behold, a ship full of doctors ready to chart a course through the stormy seas of law and order!But hold yer horses, fer the tale be not quite finished! There be three more doc-torates hangin' in the balance, with races as close as a scallywag's last coin purse! These brave souls be battlin' it out, lettin' their sails flap in the wind, hopin' to join the merry band of pill-pushers in Congress! One can only imagine the ruckus when they be swappin' tales of blood and bandages with the landlocked politicians!
So raise yer tankards and toast to these intrepid physicians! May they bring a touch of the high seas to the stiff collars of Congress, and may their dealings be as merry as a pirate's shanty! Aye, let’s hope they bring more than just stethoscopes to the table—let 'em wield a cutlass or two, should the need arise!