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"Arrr, matey! Heart stoppin’ shenanigans claimin' scalawags in US ship's hospitals, savvy?"

2024-10-24

Arrr, matey! A bleedin' study be showin' that when the heart gives up the ghost, the scallywags' fates be changin' based on their age, color, and coin purse! From 2016 to 2020 in the land of emergency doin's, it be a right curious tale! Avast, Medscape be tellin' it!

"Arrr, matey! Heart stoppin’ shenanigans claimin' scalawags in US ship's hospitals, savvy?"

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of the landlubber's medicine! Aye, 'twas a study—a mighty fine one at that—wherein the learned folks discovered a hullabaloo o’ disparities in the grim fate of landfolk stricken by the dreaded cardiac arrest in the land o’ the free, between the years of 2016 and 2020!

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