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Arrr matey, a father's hearty girth be influencin' his offspring's heart health. Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-21

Arrr, it be said that a father's rotundness can harm the young ones' hearts! Aye, tis what the scholars be findin' in their study of wee ones conceived with ART. Beware, me hearties, lest ye want yer offspring to be havin' bad hearts!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! It be said that the blubber of a father can have a foul effect on the young sprogs born through ART, according to a study by them landlubbers at Medscape Medical News.
Imagine the horror on the faces of those poor wee ones, forced to inherit the woes of their portly paternal figure. Aye, it be a cruel fate indeed!
But fear not, me hearties, for there be hope on the horizon. For if the fathers be watchin' their waistlines and trimmin' their sails, then mayhaps the cardiometabolic profile of their offspring can be saved from Davy Jones' locker.
So let this be a lesson to all ye dads out there - mind your grog intake and keep a weather eye on your health, lest ye condemn yer young'uns to a life of scurvy and scallywaggery!
And to the children born of such rotund fathers, take heart me maties, for with a bit of luck and a hearty dose of exercise, ye may yet escape the curse of paternal obesity and sail into a brighter, healthier future on the high seas of life!

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