The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Keep yer spirits high and yer cannons safe, lest ye walk the plank of despair!"

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! Most caretakers with cannons reckon it wise to stash 'em away, yet they scoff at the notion of preventin’ a scallywag’s plunge into Davy Jones' locker! And the landlubber doctors ain't even checkin’ fer gun-totin’! Blimey! What a rum tale, eh?

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the seas of healthcare! It seems that most scallywag caregivers who be packin’ heat reckon it be mighty crucial to stow their cannons away safe-like. But lo and behold, they be thinkin’ that the dread specter of suicide be as unavoidable as a stormy squall on the high seas!

Ye see, these brave souls be not gettin’ the good ol’ poke and prod from their ship's surgeons, as they’re not bein’ asked if they be carryin’ firearms. Aye, it’s a right curious thing! They strap on their cutlasses and prepare fer battle, yet when it comes to the dangers of their trusty pistols, they just shrug and say, “What’s the use?” Talk about sailin' blind into a tempest!

So, me mateys, while they be vigilant about keepin’ their weaponry locked up tight, they be forgettin’ that a storm brews within, one that be needin’ just as much attention. Aye, if only the good doctors would ask the right questions, perhaps we could chart a course to calmer waters! Yarrr, let’s all hoist the flag of awareness, lest we be caught in a gale of neglect!

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