Arrr, UVA Med be battlin’ for its captains, as scallywags demand they walk the plank! Hilarity abounds, matey!
2024-09-11
Arrr, me hearties! Over a hundred landlubber instructors be claimin’ that the cap'ns be riskin’ the crew’s health, lettin’ scallywags bully, and turnin’ a blind eye to thievery! A fine mess, indeed! Avast, Medscape be spillin’ the beans!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of academia, where a band o' over a hundred scallywag faculty members be raisin' the black flag against their cap'n! Aye, these brave souls be claimin' that the leaders of their ship—the institution—be puttin' patient safety on the plank, lettin' the scum o' bullying and harassment run rampant like a ship full of rowdy pirates!With the ferocity of a stormy sea, they be shoutin' that these scoundrels be turnin' a blind eye to the foul stench of fraud, lettin' it fester like a barnacle on a ship's hull. "Arrr, we be in peril!" they cry. "Our ship be sinkin', and ye be doin' naught!" It seems the good crew be longin' for a fair captain who'll steer the ship true, not one who lets the kraken of misconduct run amok.
So hoist the sails, me mateys, for a reckoning be at hand! The faculty be demandin' justice, and it be lookin' like a mutiny might be brewin' on the horizon. Let us hope these landlubbers take heed, or they’ll find themselves stranded on a deserted isle of their own makin'!