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"Arrr! Be Propofol-Ketamine the treasure for puttin’ young scallywags to sleep for MRI plunderin’? Aye, safer seas ahead!"

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! The treasure o' propofol and ketamine be a fine brew, lessenin' the sleepy lung trouble and lettin' young scallywags wake faster from their slumber than with propofol alone whilst sailin' through the MRI seas! Aye, ’tis news fit for the crew!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of mighty medicines in the realm of sleepin’ and dreamin’. 'Twas found by the learned scallywags of Medscape that mixin’ propofol with that sneaky ketamine be like hoistin’ the Jolly Roger on a calm sea—smooth sailin’, I tell ye!

This devilish duo, when givin’ the wee buccaneers their slumber before chasin’ shadows in the MRI abyss, showed not a hint of the dreaded atelectasis, that be a fancy word for lung woes, ye see. Aye, while the single potion of propofol might’ve left ‘em fightin’ for air like a fish out of water, our fine concoction whisked ‘em away from the depths of sleep in a jiffy, quicker than a cannonball shot from a ship!

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