"Arrr, be them pesticides the new puffin' sticks of doom? Aye, mayhaps we be swappin' one curse for another!"
2024-09-19
Avast, ye landlubbers! It be said that them nasty potions o' the farmers may be causin' more cases o' non-Hodgkin lymphoma than puffin' on a pipe! Aye, 154.1% more, if ye believe the scallywags at Medscape. So, keep yer rum and steer clear o' them sprays! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of dastardly deeds and the perils of the landlubber’s potion known as pesticide! It be said by those learned folk in their white coats that these vile concoctions be causin’ a ruckus far worse than the smoke from yer pipe! Aye, they reckon that exposure to these wicked brews be leadin’ to a scallywag's 154.1% more chances o’ catchin' the dreaded non-Hodgkin lymphoma than puffin' on a stinky old cigar!