The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, me hearties! Be warned: too much pirate's powder be causin' a mad cap’n's madness!"

2024-09-12

Avast, ye swabs! A jolly band of researchers be sayin’ that young scallywags takin’ mighty strong amphetamines be flirtin’ with the madness of the sea! Aye, best keep yer wits about ye lest ye find yerself talkin’ to a parrot! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of woe from the land o' science! It seems a band o' landlubber researchers be reportin' that a hefty dose o' them high-octane amphetamines be causin’ young scallywags to dance with the devil o' psychosis! Aye, ye heard it right—these here young lads and lasses be risin' from their slumber only to find their minds tangled like a ship’s riggin’ in a stormy sea!

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