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Arrr, the EMA be givin’ Korjuny the green light fer those pesky belly troubles, matey! Avast, let the cure begin!

2024-10-18

Arrr, matey! The fine folk at the European Medicines Agency be givin' a hearty nod to Korjuny fer helpin' those poor souls with the pesky belly swellin’ caused by evil humors! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard to health! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin’ the beans, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of medicine! The fine folk at the European Medicines Agency, those learned landlubbers, have set their sights on a mighty potion known as Korjuny. They be recommendin' it for those poor souls afflicted with the wretched condition called intraperitoneal malignant ascites. Aye, that be a mouthful, but it be meanin' there be a buildup of liquid in the belly, causin' much discomfort for the brave crew of life!

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