Arrr! The scallywags be croakin’ sooner ‘n a parrot on a hot stove—early CRC be claimin’ more souls!
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin' study o' the grand US death logs reveals that the scallywags aged 20 to 44 be most likely to meet Davy Jones 'cause o' that pesky early-onset colorectal cancer! Aye, ye best be wary! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I bring tidings from the land of medicine, where the scallywags be fallin’ victim to a most peculiar foe: early-onset colorectal cancer! A band of landlubber scientists hath scoured the two mightiest mortality tomes in the good ol' U.S. of A, and lo, they uncovered a grim truth! The risk o' meetin' Davy Jones' locker be highest among the young swabs aged 20 to 44!