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"Arrr, be the squabble over them preop chemoradiation for gastric scurvy settled, or be we still fightin'?"

2024-09-14

Arrr, matey! Though ye be seein' a fine boost in the landlubber's pathologic response with that fancy chemoradiation, it seems the treasure of long life and smooth sailin' be eludin' us still! Aye, that be the jest of it! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them landlubber doctors and their curious findings! So, it seems they be makin' great strides with their potions and powders, called chemoradiation, that be helpin' scallywags with their ailments before they hit the surgeon's knife. Aye, they be seein' a fine number of lads and lasses rid their bodies of the foul beast known as cancer, but hold yer horses! 'Tis not all sunshine and rum!

For ye see, despite the good news of them pesky cells bein' sent to Davy Jones' locker, the overall survival and the time before the curse returns be not as jolly as the crew had hoped. The analysis, like a treasure map, led to a discovery that the fancy treatments didn’t quite be addin' years to the lives of poor souls sufferin' from this scourge. So while they be celebratin' a wee victory in the battle against the disease, the war rages on, and the grim reaper be still lurkin' about!

In conclusion, me hearties, take heed! The doctors may dance a jig for their findings, but there be no reason to uncork the rum just yet. The quest for true healing continues, and we be hopin' for brighter horizons on the high seas of medicine!

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