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"Arrr! AI be helpin' the doc cut out more pesky lumps! Avast, matey, smooth sailin' ahead!"

2024-11-04

Ahoy, mateys! With a wee bit o' magic from the mechanical sea-critters, we be spyin’ adenomas better than ever! But beware, we be pluckin' more pesky non-neoplastic barnacles too! Yarrr, 'tis a wild ride in the belly of the beast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious art of AI-assisted colonoscopy, a marvelous contraption that’s givin' us pirates a leg up in huntin' down them pesky adenomas, ye know, the scallywags of the colon! With this fanciful computer-aided detection technology at our side, we be plunderin’ those adenomas with greater skill than a buccaneer after a treasure map!

But, hold fast, for there be a twist in this tale! While we be findin' more of those troublesome adenomas, it seems we’re also pullin' up a hullabaloo of non-neoplastic lesions, those harmless little critters that ain't causin' no trouble at all. It's like findin’ more barnacles on yer ship when ye just wanted to clean the hull! Aye, it appears this new-fangled tech may have us overzealous in our quest, removin’ every last speck we come across!

So, me hearties, as we sail the choppy seas of modern medicine, let’s remember: while our trusty AI be helpin' us catch more of the fiendish adenomas, it’ll be up to us to keep our eyes sharp and our cutlasses steady to not shear off harmless bits of the ol' colon in the process! Arrr!

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