Arrr! This landlubber caught the bird flu without a parrot’s peck! Strange seas indeed, matey!
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! The search fer scallywags sniffin’ danger be still afoot, but the good ol’ CDC be sayin’ the threat be as low as a landlubber’s sails! Hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin’ it true!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring tidings from the realm of medicine! The grand folk at the CDC be investigatin' a curious matter of potential exposure, but fret not, for they claim the danger be as low as a barnacle on the hull of a ship! Aye, it seems this be more a drizzle than a tempest, savvy?Now, me hearties, while the wise doctors in their fancy trousers be scratchin' their heads, they assure us that the risk be lower than a parrot's perch on a swabbed deck. They be keepin' a keen eye on this matter, but it don’t be callin' fer abandonin' ship just yet! Aye, it be a fine time to keep our grog close and worry less about fanciful dangers lurking in the shadows!
So raise yer tankards high, for the CDC be on the case, makin' sure we landlubbers stay as safe as a treasure chest buried deep! Until they sound the alarm or declare a full-blown mutiny, let's keep our spirits high and our sea legs steady! Yarrr, let the winds blow where they may, for we be sailin' smooth seas, me mateys!