Arrr! A study be sayin’ Xanthelasma don’t lead to a heart’s doom—so stash yer scurvy fears, ye landlubbers!
2024-08-12
Arrr, matey! A new study be sayin' that them cholesterol lumps on yer eyelids ain't causin' ye any more trouble with yer heart or fat troubles! So fear not, ye scallywags, for yer peepers be safe from the kraken of cardiovascular peril! Yarrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a curious treasure found upon the eyelids of scallywags! A band of learned landlubbers conducted a grand study, and what did they discover? Cholesterol deposits, those pesky little bits o' yellow, be sittin' atop the eyelids of many a sailor, but fear not, for they be not harbingers of doom!These eyelid boogers, as I like to call 'em, ain't causin' no ruckus with lipid abnormalities or puttin’ ye heart at risk, savvy? Aye, ye heard it right! The study, reported by the fine folks at Medscape Medical News, revealed that those with these cholesterol patches weren’t more likely to find themselves at the mercy of the ol' cardiovascular beast. So, if yer peepers be sportin' some gilded eyebrows, ye can rest easy and keep yer sea legs steady!
So, hoist the sails and celebrate these findings, me hearties! Raise a tankard of grog and toast to our eyelid adornments that, while they may look like signs o' our wretched diets, be no cause for walkin' the plank! Huzzah!