"Ye be gettin' scant kidney favors from Finerenone, even if yer heart be a-flounderin' like a fish outta water!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, me hearties! The FINEARTS-HF trial be tellin’ tales of finerenone givin' heart failure a good kickin’, yet when it comes to eGFR, it be as useful as a wooden leg in a shark-infested sea! Aye, what a jolly jest! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the news!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the FINEARTS-HF trial, where the brave sailors of science set sail to discover the wondrous benefits of finerenone in the treacherous waters of heart failure. Aye, this miraculous potion seemed to show promise in helpin' the poor souls strugglin' with the heart, givin' 'em a glimmer of hope amidst the stormy seas of mortality!But lo and behold, when the crew peered through their telescopes at the eGFR outcomes, the winds of fortune did not blow in their favor! Nay, there be no significant effects to be found, as the numbers swirled like a whirlpool, leavin' the sailors scratchin' their heads in confusion! It seems finerenone be a fine ally for the heart, yet when it comes to the kidneys, it be a different tale altogether, what a jolly jest!
So hoist the sails and sound the horns! Let us celebrate the victories of finerenone in heart failure, but with a hearty chuckle, we must acknowledge the blunder when it comes to eGFR. In the grand scheme of the seas of medicine, there be treasures to find, but it appears, me hearties, that finerenone’s kidney fortunes be as elusive as a phantom ship!