The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast ye! The Long Shots: When landlubbers be makin' fools o' fate, defyin' all odds like scallywags!"

2024-10-16

Arrr, matey! Those landlubber oncologists be scratchin’ their noggins, never knowin’ which scallywags with doomish fates be risin’ from the briny deep! Aye, the few who hoist the Jolly Roger of survival fill 'em with hope as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout them clever healers known as oncologists. These fine scallywags be sailin’ the treacherous seas of sickness, tryin’ to decipher which poor souls, marked by doom, might just surprise ‘em like a kraken poppin’ up from the deep! Aye, it’s a riddle fit for the wisest of pirates, for not all who seem lost be truly gone!

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