"Arrr! This here bitter brew be wardin' off me hunger pangs and cravings fer grub, savvy?"
2024-09-12
Arrr! A magical potion o' bitter hop extract be makin' lasses less hungry 'n' keepin' their cravings at bay, even after a day o' fastin'. No more munchin' like scallywags! So says the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I've tales of a curious potion brewed from the bitter hops of the landlubbers! It be said, in whispers among the scallywags, that this magical extract doth tame the wild beast of hunger that roams the bellies of fair maidens. Aye, a band of lasses took to fasting fer a full day, and lo and behold, this wondrous brew kept their cravings at bay like a well-trained parrot!The clever wenches, starvin' as they were, found their appetites dampened, like a sailor’s spirits after a stormy night. They set sail on a 24-hour voyage without so much as a crumb, yet when the feast be laid before 'em, they found themselves less eager than a cat on a hot tin roof! Instead of devouring the bounty, they nibbled lightly, as if they were princesses at a royal banquet.
So raise yer tankards to this hop extract, a true treasure in the realm of appetite! It be a fine remedy to keep the cravings at bay, lettin’ the fair maidens of the sea sail smooth without plunderin' for grub. Hoist the sails and embrace the bitter, fer it seems that hunger be no match fer this cunning concoction!