The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Plunderin’ yer tush for over ten hours be temptin’ the heart to walk the plank!

2024-11-20

Arrr! A new scroll be sayin’ if ye be loungin’ more than 10.6 hours a day, yer ticker might be in peril, matey! So, rise up from yer treasure chest and dance a jig, lest ye join Davy Jones too soon! Avast!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I've got a tale from the land of science that be as troubling as a kraken on a calm sea! A new study be revealin' that if ye be loungin' about more than 10.6 hours a day, ye be puttin' yerself in the path of heart failure and the grim reaper hisself. Aye, the heart be a fickle beast, and too much sittin' be makin' it weaker than a rum-soaked sailor!

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