The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! THR be the treasure that beats the barnacles o' pain and keeps yer legs a-dancin'!"

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! In the grand tale of the PROHIP trial, it be told that a total hip replacement be workin' wonders fer the ol' hip ache and movin' about better than mere resistance training! Aye, a fine treasure for the landlubbers sufferin’ from joint woes! Harr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the realm of medicine, where brave souls be seekin’ relief from the cruel torment of hip pain! In the grand PROHIP trial—aye, it be a mighty fine name for a study—'twas found that a total hip replacement be wondrously better than mere resistance trainin’ after six moons! Aye, those who took the plunge into the surgeon's lair be laughin’ with glee, whilst the landlubbers stickin’ to weights be groanin’ like a ship lost at sea!

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