Arr! Yarrr! 'Tis a sad tale, mateys! A bucko in every ten booty-based CRC tests can't be handled, arr!
2023-12-08
Arrr, me mateys! Beware the unsatisfactory sea of fecal immunochemical tests! Forsooth, these treacherous tests may arise from feeble specimens or ancient artifacts, incomplete markin's, or broken and leakin' vessels. 'Tis a plague that may leave countless patients unscanned, arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Arrr, matey! It seems that the poop tests be causin' quite the stir amongst the medical folk. Aye, these unsatisfactory fecal immunochemical tests be givin' 'em quite a headache. The problem lies in the specimens, ye see. Many a time, they be inadequate or downright old! Aye, if ye be testin' poop that's been hangin' around for too long, it won't be givin' ye the right results, that's for sure!And then there be the issue of labelin', me hearties! Incomplete labelin' be causin' quite the confusion. Ye need to be clear as a crystal when it comes to poop, me mateys! If ye don't label it right, ye won't be knowin' whose poop it is, and ye won't be gettin' the results ye be needin'.
But that ain't all, me buckos! Broken or leakin' containers be another plague upon these tests. Aye, ye can't be containin' poop in a vessel that ain't holdin' fast. If the container be leakin', the poop may not be reachin' the lab in the best condition, causin' even more trouble and unsatisfactory results!
And what be the consequence of all these mishaps, ye might be wonderin'? Well, it be a sad tale indeed. Many a patient be goin' unscreened, left without the proper attention. Aye, it be a shame, me hearties. But fear not, for these landlubbers be workin' on findin' a solution. They be thinkin' of ways to improve these tests and ensure that no poop be left untested. So, keep an eye out, me buckos, for the day when the fecal immunochemical tests be fit for a pirate's booty!