The Booty Report

Arrr mateys, beware of the scurvy HPV and treacherous tobacco, they be causing dangerous lesions on ye ship!

2024-02-23

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Beware the smoke of the devil's weed, for it doth weaken yer immune system and me hearties say it be increasin' the risk of HPV infection! Heed the wise words of the gynecologist, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' no tales! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, 'tis been said by a wise gynecologist that smoking be increasin' the risk for HPV infection! Aye, 'tis true! The blimey habit of smoking can impair yer immunity and reduce the antibodies in yer blood, makin' ye vulnerable to those pesky HPV critters!
So, ye best be thinkin' twice before lightin' up that pipe or havin' a puff of the ol' tobacco, lest ye want to be dealin' with them nasty HPV infections. 'Tis no joke, mateys! Ye don't want to be walkin' the plank into the realm of HPV, now do ye?
Take heed me hearties, and listen to the wise words of the good doctor. Quit the smokin' and keep yer immune system ship-shape to fend off them HPV varmints! 'Tis better to be safe than sorry, savvy?
So, me fellow pirates, raise yer grog and toast to a healthier life without the scourge of HPV! Ye'll be thankin' the heavens ye listened to this ol' salt and kicked the smokin' habit to Davy Jones' Locker!

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