The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! The dreaded scallywag breast cancer be on the rise, and the inequalities still be plunderin' our crew!

2024-10-08

Arrr matey! The ACS be sayin’ that more lasses be gettin' the dreaded breast scallywag, especially the young wenches! And alas, some be livin' longer than others. A right pickle it be, eh? Yarrr!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of medicine, where the American Cancer Society be reportin' a swell in the number of scallywags stricken by the dreaded breast cancer! Aye, it seems the fair maidens, especially the sprightly young ones, be catchin’ this troublesome ailment more than before. Blimey!

But hold fast, for it ain't just the increase in diagnoses that's got me dander up; there be a right ol' disparity in how these lasses be survivin' the treacherous waters of treatment. Some be sailin' smooth, while others find themselves in stormy seas, fightin' harder than a pirate in a tavern brawl to see another sunrise!

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