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Arrr, TAVR be a treasure, bestin' watchful eyes for those sneaky aortas with nary a cough!

2024-11-11

Arrr, in a court o' fate, it be whispered that the fancy heart valve fixin' be savin' more landlubbers with silent aortic woes than sittin' 'round watchin' their chests! Aye, the seas be favorin' the brave, not the idle! Shiver me timbers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a wondrous trial upon the high seas of medicine! In a grand showdown of valves and thumping hearts, the mighty transcatheter aortic valve replacement (TAVR) be strutting its stuff like a proud parrot on the captain’s shoulder. Many a scallywag be whisperin' that this here be a landmark event, where the plucky TAVR did best the ol' surveillance method for those poor souls sufferin' from aortic stenosis, though they be feelin’ no pain!

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