The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, savvy experts be squintin' at this here COVID and flu season like a treasure map gone awry!

2024-10-02

Avast, me hearties! The healers be spoutin' their forecasts fer the plague o’ COVID-19 and the flu, suggestin' ways to keep yer wits about ye! They be recommendin' a dose o' the jab to fend off the scurvy sickness! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the healers o’ our time be spillin’ their thoughts on the stormy seas o’ COVID-19 and the flu season comin’ upon us like a ghost ship in the night! Aye, they be warnin’ us that the winds o’ sickness be blowin’ fierce, and we must prepare our crew fer the battles ahead!

These savvy physicians be suggesting that every scallywag and landlubber alike should be payin’ heed to their health, lest ye find yerself laid up in the hold of Davy Jones’ locker! They be recommendin’ vaccinations, the finest armor ye can wear against these treacherous maladies. Think of it: a shot o' medicine to keep ye from keelin’ over like a ship in a storm!

The healers be raisin’ the alarm, callin’ for increased awareness among the crew, so that no matey be caught off guard. "Get yer jabs!" they bellow, "And wash yer hands, ye filthy buccaneers!" So, hoist the sails and heed the call, fer a well-prepared crew be a livin’ crew, ready to face whatever this season throws our way. Aye, let us brave these waters together, with a wink and a nod to good health!

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