The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Old salts be findin' their ALD and AUD on the upswing, like a ship catchin' a fair wind!"

2024-11-18

Arrr, matey! With the dreaded specter of death nippin' at the heels of our elder crew, we be needin' clever schemes to lighten their load! Let’s hoist the sails o’ health and chart a course to safer waters! Aye, Medscape be speakin' true!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scourge plaguin’ our aged shipmates! Aye, the ol’ sea dogs and landlubbers be facin’ a right nasty foe, what with the increasing prevalence and mortality rates threatenin’ their very existence. It be high time we hoist the sails of targeted strategies to combat this ever-growing health burden weighin’ heavy on the backs of our elder crew!

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