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"Arrr! These magical sugar-slingin' contraptions be liftin' the weight o' diabetes from weary sailors' backs, savvy?"

2024-10-16

Arrr, matey! Those fancy insulin contraptions be not just keepin’ the sugar seas smooth, but also lightenin’ the load o’ disease and boostin’ the livin’ for scallywags with the sugar curse, says a treasure map o’ knowledge! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sharin’ the booty!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of medicine! A band o' scallywags known as researchers hath conducted a mighty fine meta-analysis, and it be revealin’ that automated insulin delivery systems be the treasure we've all been seekin' for those poor souls afflicted with the cursed diabetes! Yarrr!

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