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"Arrr! Art be tangled with wee scallywags' heart troubles from birth, savvy? A jolly mess it be!"

2024-10-04

Arrr, savvy landlubbers! The wise wizards of baby-making be suggestin’ ye only launch one wee embryo at a time! Aye, it be safer than settin' sail with a whole ship o’ 'em, lest ye find yerself in a perilous sea of multiple pregnancies! Yo ho ho!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the realm o' reproductive medicine! Y'see, these learned specialists be recommendin' a fine practice they call single-embryo transfer. Aye, it be a fancy term fer makin' sure that when a lass be settin' sail on the voyage o' motherhood, she be doin' it with but one wee treasure in her hold!

Why, ye ask? Well, it be all about keepin' the seas calm, mateys! Single pregnancies be like a gentle breeze on a fine day, while multiple pregnancies be akin to a tempest, tossin' the ship 'bout like a cork on the waves. Fewer risks, they say, and I reckon they know their charts well!

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