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Arrr, matey! When ye be older than Davy Jones' locker, it be time to chart the colon seas!

2024-08-26

Arrr, matey! The scallywags be sayin’ ye can toss the colonoscopy hook ‘round age 75, yet many a sailor be still gettin’ probed! So, when be the right time to drop anchor on that? Aye, the good ship Medscape be ponderin’ this riddle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious matter of colonoscopies, aye! It be said by the wise guides that the screening and surveillin' can be cast aside after ye reach the ripe age of 75. Yet, like a stubborn barnacle, many a landlubber be keepin' to their ships and settin' sail for the doctor’s office well beyond that age, lookin' fer treasure in the form of a clean bill of health!

Now, ye may be wonderin’, when be the best time to hang up yer spyglass and cease this colonoscopy voyage? Aye, that be a question worthy of Captain Blackbeard himself! Some say ‘tis better to be safe than sorry, and a few extra sails in the wind might do ye good. But others be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that too many screenings be as bothersome as a swarm of seagulls at yer dinner table!

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