"Arrr! A wee bit o' gut wash be good enough fer landlubbers in the sick bay, savvy?"
2024-10-30
Arrr matey! It be found that a wee bit o' bowel cleanin’ be just as good as a grand ol' flush fer them landlubbers settin' sail fer the colonoscopy seas. No need fer the mighty volumes when a modest measure does the trick! Yo ho ho, the treasure be in the tummy!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of medical science! It be said that when ye be preparin’ the bowels for a colonoscopy voyage, ye need not drown yerself in the standard-volume prep like a landlubber. Nay, for a low-volume preparation be just as fine for them scallywags layin’ upon their sickbeds!In the grand report from the learned scribes of Medscape Medical News, it be revealed that this low-volume elixir be noninferior to its bloated counterpart. Aye, it be doin’ the job just as well for them unfortunate souls in the hospital, readyin’ to face the great abyss of their innards. What a merry jest it is! Who knew that ye could lighten yer load without settin’ sail on a stormy sea of liquids?
So let it be known, ye salty sea dogs, that ye need not fear the low-volume prep! It’s a treasure of convenience, savin’ ye from the bellyache of a full belly. Raise a tankard to this newfound wisdom and prepare yer bowels with a grin, for the colonoscopy adventure awaits ye, and ye shan’t be needin’ to guzzle like a thirsty sailor after a long voyage!