The Booty Report

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Too much medicine be scarier than Davy Jones' locker for yer creaky bones!

2024-05-10

Arrr, ye scallywags! Beware the cursed NSAIDs for treating yer aches and pains, for they may bring upon ye the wrath of heart failure and vascular calamity! Heed the warning, or risk walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News!

Arrr matey! Listen up ye scallywags, for I have some news to share about a mighty important matter. It seems that the primary way we treat the aches and pains of AS, be them on land or at sea, could be causing some trouble for our hearts and vessels. Aye, these NSAIDs, which we rely on like treasure in a chest, be increasing the risk of heart failure and vascular events when taken in high doses by those with AS.
Now, I don't know about ye, but the thought of me heart giving out on me is enough to make me want to walk the plank! So we best be mindful of the dose we be taking, lest we end up in Davy Jones' locker before our time. It may be tempting to hoist a few extra pills when the pain be fierce, but it be not worth it if it puts our heart in peril.
So me fellow pirates, heed this warning and take care of yer heart. Maybe try some other ways to manage the pain, like a good ol' rubdown or a swig of rum. Just remember, we be tough as nails, but even the strongest of us need to tend to our bodies to keep on sailing the seven seas. Fair winds and following seas to ye all!

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