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"Arrr, matey! Pregnant lasses with Hep C be sendin’ wee ones to the NICU, like a ship to Davy Jones!"

2024-09-27

Arrr matey! The study be showin’ that 57.7% o’ wee landlubber babes in the case crew be sufferin’ from the dreaded neonatal abstinence syndrome, while only 10% o’ the scallywags in the control crew be feelin’ the pinch. A fine tale from the Medscape seas!

Ahoy, me mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of medical studies! A fine crew of scallywags be investigatin' the plight of wee babes, known as neonates, who found themselves sufferin' from a dreadful ailment called neonatal abstinence syndrome.

In a grand ol’ comparison, they spotted that a staggering 57.7% of these tiny buccaneers in the case group bore the heavy burden of this syndrome, while only a mere 10.0% of the landlubbers in the control group faced such misfortune. Blimey! That’s a hearty difference, like the gap between a ship and a rowboat!

But what be this syndrome, ye ask? 'Tis when these wee ones be strugglin' when they be born into the world, sufferin’ from the ill effects of their mothers’ past adventures with certain substances. A real calamity on the seas of motherhood, I tell ye!

So, raise a mug of grog to the brave souls conductin' this study—may their findings help chart a course to smoother waters for future generations of little scallywags! Arrr, let’s hope they find a way to ease these wee ones’ troubles, or else we be in for a stormy sail ahead!

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