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Arrr, this fancy stent be swearing to keep yer heart from floppin’ like a fish outta water, matey!

2024-11-12

Arrr, matey! A "bioadaptive" contraption be lookin' to outsmart the pesky build-up o' trouble that be plaguein' lesser stents, like a scallywag dodgin' a cannonball! Avast, let the good news sail on the seas of Medscape Medical News! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale of wondrous engineering that'd make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow! A newfangled contraption called a "bioadaptive" stent be makin' waves in the realm of heart repair, savvy? This here stent be a cunning little devil, settin' sail to conquer the dreaded foe known as target lesion failure, which be the scourge of other stent designs. Arrr, those rusty relics can be as stubborn as a barnacle clingin' to the hull!

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