The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Hormone potions fer the lassies be as rare as gold doubloons in Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! The mightiest hurdle to usin' HT and tendin' to the woes of menopause be the lack o' savvy among the healers, say the clever researchers! Avast, train 'em well or we'll be sailin' in circles! - Aye, from the fine folks at Medscape!

Arrr, matey! Hormone potions fer the lassies be as rare as gold doubloons in Davy Jones’ locker!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' a tale o' the treacherous seas o' menopause care! It seems the greatest kraken blockin' the ship o' Hormone Therapy (HT) be naught the winds nor the waves, but the lack o' proper trainin' fer our ship's surgeons, savvy?

Aye, them learned researchers be settin' sail with their mighty quills, declarin' that the lack o' knowledge among the healers be the fiercest beast in the waters. While the lasses be sufferin' through the stormy tempests o' menopause, our so-called 'providers' be sittin' in their cozy cabins, scratchin' their heads and ponderin' the mysteries of the female form like a parrot on a perch, clueless as a landlubber!

So here we be, stranded on a desert isle of confusion, when all we need be a bit o' proper education fer those who patch up our sails! If only they’d hoist the sails o’ knowledge, we’d be navigatin’ these turbulent waters with ease, avoidin’ the dangerous rocks o’ misinformation. And while we’re at it, let’s make this journey a merry one, filled with laughter and the occasional grog, eh? Avast, let’s train our healers and ride the waves o' wisdom together!

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