"Arrr, beware ye ARBs, mateys! They might lead to a stormier sea for yer poor celiac bellies!"
2024-11-08
Ahoy mateys! Those scallywags with the celiac curse who be takin' ARBs might find their bellies a' rumblin’ worse than a tempest! Ye could be sufferin’ from iron-less treasure, the runs, and a bellyache fit for a cursed sailor! Watch yer grog, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spill the beans on a perilous tale from the land of medicine! It seems that patients afflicted with the dreaded celiac disease be setting sail on a treacherous voyage when they be takin' those angiotensin receptor blockers, or ARBs, as the landlubbers call 'em. Aye, 'tis a right scallywag of a situation!Ye see, them brave souls might find themselves in a stormy sea of troubles, where iron deficiency be the least of their worries. Nay, they could be sufferin' from the most foul bellyaches, diarrhea fit to sink a ship, and a general feeling of malaise that could make even the saltiest sea dog weep! 'Tis a right misadventure for those already battling the winds of celiac disease!
So, heed this warning, ye scurvy knaves! If ye be among the cursed with celiac, think twice before ye hoist the anchor with ARBs! For the road ahead be fraught with peril, and ye may end up wishin' ye had chosen a different course, lest ye find yerself in a rough patch on the high seas of health! Arrr, 'tis a lesson to be learned in the grand tale of pirate medicine!