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Arrr! Hearties who've braved heart attacks or strokes be walkin' the plank to Long COVID! Avast ye!

2024-10-14

Ahoy, mateys! Them scallywags with a history of heart troubles be in peril of catchin' the dreaded long COVID! Best be takin' heed and swabbin' the deck to steer clear of the infection, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the realm of science and medicine! 'Tis been discovered by learned folk that those who’ve already danced with the treacherous specter of cardiovascular disease be at a greater peril for catchin' the long COVID blues. Aye, it be a matter of utmost importance, lest ye find yer sails flappin' in the wind of misfortune!

Ye see, if ye’ve already weathered the storm of heart troubles, ye best be takin’ heed! These clever researchers be warnin' that ye be at a higher risk for developin’ ailments that linger longer than a pesky barnacle on a ship’s hull. So, what be the remedy, ye ask? Keep yer distance from those who might carry the foul infection, wash yer hands like ye just found treasure, and perhaps wear a mask that be fitting fer a scallywag!

So, hoist the sails of caution, me mateys, and chart a course away from the clutches of this long COVID beast! Stay vigilant, for the sea be full of dangers, and ye don’t want to be caught in the clutches of a foe that leaves ye breathin' like a fish outta water!

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