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Arrr, beware ye scurvy dogs! Be mindful of the risk of CKD progression as yer albuminuria be in the normal range!

2024-04-02

Arrr matey! The scallywags be findin' that the danger o' chronic kidney disease be growin', even in the wee amounts o' albuminuria. Keep an eye on yer kidneys, lest ye be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones' locker!

Avast, me hearties! Listen well to this tale of treachery and woe, for 'tis a warning to all ye landlubbers about the dangers of chronic kidney disease progression. The scallywags at Medscape Medical News have discovered that even in the albuminuria ranges, the risk for this dreaded disease be steadily rising like the tide.
Arrr, 'tis a cruel fate indeed for those poor souls afflicted with such a malady. But fear not, me mateys, for knowledge be yer best weapon against this silent scourge. Keep a weather eye on yer health, and seek out the advice of a trusted healer if ye suspect trouble on the horizon.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for a healthier future, me hearties! Let this news be a reminder to take heed of yer body's signals, and steer clear of the rocky shores of chronic kidney disease. May the winds of good health fill yer sails, and may ye navigate the waters of life with courage and wisdom. Yo ho ho!

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