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Arrr! Be it three rounds or six swabs o' chemo for the cursed eye scallywag, matey? Choices be tricky!

2024-10-23

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags be randomly plundered into takin’ three or six rounds o' CEV chemo after losin’ an eye! Avast, the seas of medicine be wild, but we’ll sail through it with a hearty laugh! Yarr, ‘tis from the fine folk at Medscape Medical News!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand experiment set upon the high seas of medicine! 'Twas a band o' brave souls, each chosen at random like a toss o' the dice, who found themselves in two mighty crews: one set to endure three fierce cycles of the dreaded CEV chemotherapy, and the other, six! Aye, the trials and tribulations of these scallywags were legendary, all after they’d faced the dark abyss of enucleation, that nefarious procedure that took their peepers from them.

Now, ye might wonder what CEV be, and it ain't a treasure map, I tell ye! 'Tis a treacherous concoction that battles the vile scourge of illness, much like a cannonball to a rival ship! The good folk at Medscape Medical News be the chroniclers of this strange tale, sharing the tales of these brave participants who boldly faced the tempest of side effects and trials. Whether it be three or six rounds o’ this concoction, they stood firm like a ship against the storm.

So raise yer tankards, me hearties! For in the world of medicine, just as in piracy, it be the courage of the crew that leads to victory, no matter the number of cannonades fired! Cheers to those who brave the seas of treatment!

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