The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Scallywags be launchin' cyber cannonballs at the healer's ship! Blimey, what a jolly ruckus!"

2024-09-20

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2023, the scallywags o' ransomware struck health care more than any other treasure! The FBI be countin' 249 attacks on our noble infirmaries. Aye, avast ye, ‘tis a right shame when the doc can't fix ye ‘cause the pirates be plunderin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings o' treachery on the high seas o' health care! In the year o' our Lord 2023, the nefarious scallywags known as ransomware hackers set their sights upon the good folk of the health institutions, plunderin' their precious data like it be a chest o' gold doubloons. The FBI, that fine crew of lawmen, reported a staggering 249 attacks aimed at the healers and caregivers — more than any other port o' call! Aye, it seems the pirates of the digital realm be favorin' the infirmary over the taverns!

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