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"Arrr! They’ve found a mighty fine treasure fer lowering blood pressure in scallywags with the sugar disease, ye hearty! Har har!"

2024-11-17

Arrr, matey! For them scallywags with the sugar woes, keepin' yer blood pressure at 120 be a treasure, cuttin’ down heart troubles like a cutlass! Just like the SPRINT, but without the sweet tooth! Hoist the sails of health, ye landlubbers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags sufferin' from the treacherous ailment known as diabetes! In a grand study called BPROADS, it be found that settin' yer sights on a systolic pressure o' 120 mm Hg can help ye dodge a fair share o' cardiovascular calamities, just like the fine results seen in the SPRINT tale for landlubbers without the sugar troubles.

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